St Albans Odeon

St Albans Odeon is a classic art deco style odeon - well, it would be if it wasn't derelict. It also occupies the site of St Albans Picture Palace, the first ever raked-floor cinema in the UK and it should be a sacred site to the British film industry.

Astoundingly, it nearly got knocked down to make way for flats, but the great news is that James Hannaway, who has made a fabulous success of The Rex in Berkhamsted, wants to buy it and perform his mojo.

Mary Woodward has started a photo record of what, hopefully, will be a super restoration.
In the meantime, a public meeting is being held at The Rex in Berkhamsted on 29 November for anyone who wants to know what's going on or get involved.

What is most depressing is the utter indifference of St Albans District Council - is members and officers. At the City centre consultation a few weeks back, the planner in attendance did not even know the history of the site.

Now this is way cool

I know, it has been ages. Real life, eh? But this is so damned cool it has to be given a nod.

Woo hoo!

Goodbye Mayfair, hello St Albans!

Yay! Small City writer's blog

If Shakespeare... had a blog it would be like this.

This is important

Bookmark it and send it to everybody you know.

Because all liars need rebutting

In the wash...

A FoF has had issues with getting cash back from B&Q Appliance Warehouse who are being a bit crap.

For what it is worth, I used the Co-op online store who were really rather good. Having said that, the moral of this story is 'pay by credit card'.

Mum had a stock answer....

....whenever I asked her how long my latest new food experience would take to cook:

"Until it's done".

Which is fair enough really. I mention this solely because I stumbled upon another bit of Mum's wisdom - serving as a bookmark on an old cooking book:

Boil : Wija, Estima
Chip : Maris Piper
Roast : King Edward, Desiree
Baked : Cara
Mash : King Edward, Romano

So now you know what to do with your spuds.

Living over the shop

I got an email from the Live Work Network today, bringing my attention to a new directory of available live/work space (or 'home work enabled' as it appears to be known - my business English course obviously need to be rolled out pronto).

I work from home and, really, my house is not designed for it and, in the electronic age, neither are most houses. Even ones with a study. So I reckon it is a neat idea.

I have a hunch that we could see such units snapped up by companies as well, for using when a high pressure project is on and it wants staff to be as fresh as possible (that is, not crammed in a Tube train or traffic jam).

Not such a fair view

Last week the planning inspector overturned St Albans Council's refusal of consent for Fairview Homes to build well over 300 flats on the site of the old College of Further Education.

Local conservation groups are up in arms about the number of flats. But, aside from a vague pang of nostaglia for the site being where I did a Computer Studies CSE Back In The Day, I'm more concerned about the quality of what is going to be built.

This article is one I wrote a couple of years ago about living in a Fairview Homes flat (39 Wheatsheaf Close, E14 if you really want to know). The final version got modified slightly to take in a frightening incident with an intruder.

My concern is that the flats are going to be cardboard boxes that will barely last the length of the leasehold.

The Council hardly did itself any favours when, a few months back, a councillor said - in relation to the proposal for a new cinema - "It's not as if St Albans is the jewel in Hertfordshire's crown". That councillor is an idiot, but it was Oaklands College who sold a senstive, near-town-centre, site to Fairview.

Sabbatical, unplanned.

Not entirely intentional, but when you spent time writing about local issues for a living, doing it for fun gets a bit old.

In the meantime head over to my new business writing blog, which should at least get more regular updates.

I am, of course, mortified that Kate didn't cross-post this from her personal blog.

I'll blame her forthcoming wedding...

Burning issue

Looks like Woking's waste incineration woes are going national

Crikey

Three miles or so due east. I can't help wondering what this is doing in such a built up area.

Holey potholes, Batman

The roads around St Albans are a bit crap - well, a lot crap - mostly due to the breathtaking incompetence of Hertfordshire Highways. Trips to Woking and its environs make me mildy jealous.
Since 'tis the Season and all that, shopping trips are wider ranging. In practical terms this means the Big Tesco at Watford, or the Big Tesco at Hatfield and, in the case of Hatfield some B-Roady goodness to remind the driver of Herts Highway's capicity to not repair a pothole.
You would think, therefore, that Herts would be mercifully free of the Lead Foot Brigade, but no. Now, there are some stunningly silly speed limits around the place (as in any other place, I suppose). But I have to say that the tendency of habitual speeders to blame anyone and everything but there own Lead Foot Syndrome for the fact that they just got a tug from Mr Plod has moved from being a midly entertaining raw material for satire to, well, tedious bollocks.
So shut up. If you don't want a tug, don't sodding speed. Then go here and click on the picture.

Big business, small minds

Cafe Monsoon was a restaurant in St Albans that specialised in a fusion of north Indian and Mediterranean cuisine. It was a nice place where the proprietor, Moh Sayid, tried to create an arts venue off the back of top clase nosh. And very well it was going too.
A St Albans Writers Group, yoga instructors, cookery masterclasses, music and dance packed the place out.
Then the local water company did mains renewal outside. During this work water started to seep into the the basement of Monsoon and eventually Moh was pumping out 600 gallons before he could open. Early in 2004 Monsoon closed so that repairs could happen. Then the problems really began.
Are all insurance companies utter, utter scum? Many of you will be familiar with the story: We've got big lawyers; you've got big debts. The insurers pulled every trick they could to avoid paying out, most risibly accusing Moh of not doing enough to mitigate his losses.
Despite this, Moh didn't give up and eventually re-opened the repaired restaurant in time for Christmas. But the momentum was lost, trade was slow to return, it was hand-to-mouth stuff and still the insurers stalled. Then the flooding returned. Monsoon struggled on for a month or so, but last week the dreaded 'legal notices' appeared on the doors.
The cause of the flood was established and liability clear; the restaurant was flying when it was first forced to close. But sickeningly bureaucratic jobsworth insurers would rather drive one of the city's most interesting venues into oblivion that do the right thing.

Poll of poles

Strictly unscientific sampling suggests that the Lib Dems will win this not-especially-safe Labour seat. They have more estage agent-style boards-on-a-post outside houses than Labour and the Tories combined.

Either that, or the orange shows up better.

Crime and punishment

OK. So this is going to make me sound a right old fart, but....
The other day I was in the local Co-op and overheard a conversation in which Mother A was lambasting Mother B for having the brass bound audacity to tell off Mother A's mutant offspring loveable rogue. "I said: "It's not your place to tell him off'," she said (obviously this was behind Mother B's back).
Now, when I was a kid if someone else's Mum told me off, the last person I wanted to find out wass my mum.
Memo to modern parents: Your little lambywammykins is not an angel and, sometimes, a little street justice is both necessary and appropriate. Support it, don't make it even harder to keep the little bastards under control.

Election observation

I don't know what it is like elsewhere, but I've just had a Tory election flyer through my door. I can't remember the last time the Tories were even organised around this way, never mind bothering to pound the streets in an area that returns three Labour councillors without fail.
A rune to read? Who knows.

The (pot)hole story

Kate and me both live in St Albans. Rob Harris, who will hopefully be making his debut post in the not-too-distant future, lives in Woking, Surrey. From time to time I have occasion to drive down to Rob's neck of the woods. The two areas are fairly similar. Subtle differences in geomorphology mean that Surrey is significantly more wooded than Hertfordshire; there are some differences in the local vernacular architecture, but mostly they are two areas of mainly small towns and cities and a bunch of villages linked by single carriageway roads. So, apart from the extreme annoyance that is the Heathrow section of the M25, going from one place to the other offers few surprises.
Except that Surrey does not have Hertfordshire Highways. I know that might sound obvious, but you have to experience the breathtaking inability of HH to keep the roads of the county in anything like acceptable order to fully appreciate its significance. A few months back someone had her axle wrecked by a pothole and was told she was not eligible for compensation because fewer the 13 (that's THIRTEEN) weeks had passed since the pothole was reported. Doesn't that seem a long time to let an axle-wrecker fester?
Then, last Christmas, I was driving home on the A5 just past Redbourn. There was a fair bit of traffic about, so I had my lights dipped most of the time. I hit mainbeam on instinct and avoided running straight off the unlit road thanks to the joys of ABS and traction control. No functioning cat's eyes. No reflectivity in what passed for white lines.
I was coming from my brother's in Northants. May I suggest that Hertfordshire Highways takes a night time trip up there, to see what proper roads look like?

Back to the garden window

I was going to post the second half of the comment about the view from my garden window, but things have change in a most encouraging way. The street has come to life - just a bit, but a hopeful bit. Street football is back.
All the stereotypes are present and correct:

• The serious players (stepovers and flashiness, poor finishing)


• The cheeky chappie (more enthusiasm than skill, but always with a smile)


• Billy Big Bollocks (has to show how hard he can kick, so loses the ball quite often).

Curiously they play across the road rather than along it, like we did. Quick enquiries revealed that this was because the goalies could use the grass verges. Apparently that don't have the bottle to dive on tarmac, like we did.
Ah, well. Can't have everything.

Water bore

Bloody typical. You wait months for a post, then three come along at once.
So anyway: Three Valleys Water sticks a note through the door saying. "Your water will be off while we lay nice new plastic mains. Oh, by the way, your electrical earthing may no long work, but that's not our problem, call your electricity supplier" (OK, so they may not have worded it quite like that).
Powergen: "Not our problem, guv. Talk to EDF."
EDF (formerly 24-7): "Not ours. Talk to Powergen".
So, in this post-privatisation age, what the sodding hell does one have to do to get someone to take responsibility for things?
Had I asked for the mains to be replaced it would, of course, have been a slam-dunk "my problem". But I didn't, so why is administration being delegated to me?
Rant over.